Who do you think would win?
My thoughts: The normal agility and sneakiness of the ninja squad was greatly compromised once they became zombies, thus their effectiveness as assassins was fairly low despite their former black belt status. The monkeys on the other hand became even more irate upon the zombies intrusion into the popular monkey drag bar, “The Banana Hammock” where they were mid-way through their annual Cher-fest. Their familiarity and comfort level with wearing feminine garments also proved to be an advantage when they turned their handbags, necklaces, braziers and scarves into weaponry. As the last zombie’s brains were beat out, everyone joined in a chorus of “Do You Believe in Love After Love.”