He chases bears. He’ll break yo gun on a stump. He’ll step on your foot (ouch!). He finds babies in the weeds (awesome!). He’s been straight up mauled by a cougar (“Get outta here, kitty cat. Beat it!”). He eats horses. He’ll sneak up on you like a ghost. He eats dumplings made by racoons. He’ll shoot your glassware. He’ll shoot you in the head and put a stove on your foot (ouch!). He is, quite possibly, the sole reason the internet was created. He is the Guy on a Buffalo (ooh, oh, oh)!