Adventure #6

He chases bears.  He’ll break yo gun on a stump.  He’ll step on your foot (ouch!).  He finds babies in the weeds (awesome!).  He’s been straight up mauled by a cougar (“Get outta here, kitty cat. Beat it!”).  He eats horses.  He’ll sneak up on you like a ghost.  He eats dumplings made by racoons.  He’ll shoot your glassware.  He’ll shoot you in the head and put a stove on your foot (ouch!).  He is, quite possibly, the sole reason the internet was created.  He is the Guy on a Buffalo (ooh, oh, oh)!

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