Ninja Bill vs. Ugly Squirrel

Let’s say you were a squirrel, an ugly squirrel (a very ugly squirrel some might say), and you loved nuts (as all squirrels do, even the ugly ones) but you were allergic to them.

Would that ironic clash of desire and denial be enough to drive you mad? Would it be enough to drive you to a life of crime? Would it be enough to drive you to build a robot-shell body armed with dozens of guns just so you could gather up nuts and hold them close and smell them without breaking out in debilitating hives?

Such is the case of Ugly Squirrel.  But his crime isn’t his passion for poisonous pralines, it is his monstrous, murderous methods for gathering them.

And now its up to Ninja Bill to negate this naughty, nut-loving, nut-job of a nemesis!

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